October 2009
1 post
August 2009
16 posts
11 things every woman deserves in life:
littlemiss:
A friend who takes your side and has the guts to tell you when you’re wrong.
One item of clothing that instantly makes you feel twice as beautiful and half as nervous.
The occasional good cry, for no particular reason.
A man who just cannot get enough of your body.
At least as much pay as the guy at the next desk who does the same job.
A same-size friend with an incredible...
Does anyone remember David Thorne? The same David...
From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am To: Helen Bailey Subject: Pets in the building
Dear Helen,
Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs...
A Little Common Sense on a Billboard -... →
Recession 101
Receive reminders to get your shit done.... →
I am such a procrastinator. I just realised that I bookmarked this page so i could set it up later…..
Watchitsalwayssunny:
I ATE A FUCKING MONKEY DEE.
“You know, this necklace makes me think of this totally random memory of my...”
– Garden State (via scatteredwords)
I wanna dye my hair purple o.O
kelsie8:
runbetweenthelines:
kelsie8:
(via runbetweenthelines)
fuck yeah, do it.
I might :P
Haha, but it will look like shit when it fades! haha
its always sunny in philedelphia
itsalwayssunny:
July 2009
23 posts
WHAT THE FUCK Photo Blog →
Art for a Dollar - DivineCaroline →
Bobcat and Fawn Find Friendship after Fire |... →
Unintentionally Sexual →
11 Sexy pics and people in the background who... →
“I don’t own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the...”
– Mitch Hedberg, doing part of his routine, on Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist (via inothernews) (via somethingintellectual)
WatchFunny stuff from The Onion!
Mexico Builds Border Wall to Keep out US Assholes …
LOL
Ten Rules for Being Human
by Cherie Carter-Scott
1.
You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it’s yours to keep for the entire period.
2.
You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, “life.”
3.
There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The...
7 insane ads that have no clue what they're... →
Haiku error message →
Some Haiku poems
Distilled spirits (whiskey, brandy, rum, tequila,...
(via fuckyeahfacts)
This is a diet plan I can dig!! LOL. J/K
WatchI love Jon Stewart! The daily show pretty much rocks!
WatchI Love Art!! of all kinds.
Don't know why I laughed so hard! Guy in a banana... →
The Many Uses of Vodka - DivineCaroline →